Emergency Committee Meeting 123 - Treasury Report
We are currently experiencing a severe budget shortfall due to an unexpected influx of free donuts in the break room.
The following are some key statistics:
- Donut Budget: $10,000
- Donut Consumed: $12,000
- Budget Overrun: -$2,000
We have taken steps to address this issue by:
- Implementing a new "Donut-ometer" to track and monitor our donut intake.
- Establishing a strict "One donut per person" policy.
- Forming a task force to investigate alternative uses for coffee creamer.
For more information, see:
We will continue to monitor the situation and provide updates as necessary.
Next Steps:
Our next steps will include:
- Implementing a new donut-free zone in the break room.
- Establishing a "Donut Amnesty Day" to clear out any remaining donut debt.
- Forming a new "Donut Ethics Committee" to review and enforce our donut policies.
We will keep you informed of our progress.