Emergency Committee Meeting 123 - Treasury Report

We are currently experiencing a severe budget shortfall due to an unexpected influx of free donuts in the break room.

The following are some key statistics:

We have taken steps to address this issue by:

  1. Implementing a new "Donut-ometer" to track and monitor our donut intake.
  2. Establishing a strict "One donut per person" policy.
  3. Forming a task force to investigate alternative uses for coffee creamer.

For more information, see:

We will continue to monitor the situation and provide updates as necessary.

Next Steps:

Our next steps will include:

We will keep you informed of our progress.