MINUTES OF EMERGENCY COMMITTEE MEETING 123

Called to order at 3:14 PM on Tuesday, the 14th day of Never-Ending Meetings, 2023.

DECISIONS:

• Declared a crisis, because someone forgot to turn off the coffee machine.
• Allocated $1,000,000 to purchase a new coffee machine, with a 2-year warranty.
• Decided that the meeting will not, in fact, end until the donuts are gone.

Adjourned at 5:00 PM, with 1 hour and 46 minutes of overtime.

Next meeting: Committee Chairs Meeting