Meeting Minutes - ABC (A.K.A. The Incident)
We, the undersigned members of the Committee of Unusual Meetings, convened on a Tuesday at 3:14 AM for an emergency meeting to address the pressing issue of:
- Running out of coffee in the break room.
- The mysterious case of the missing donuts.
- Unresolved conflicts between the stapler and the tape dispenser.
After a heated discussion, we decided to:
- Order more coffee.
- Launch a full-scale investigation into the donuts' disappearance.
- Install a new, more aggressive stapler.
Next meeting:
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