Emergency Committee Meeting 123: The Minutes
Chairperson: Bureaucrat McBureaucracy
Attendees: Bureaucrat McBureaucracy, Janice Bureaucracy, and 3 others
Topic: Emergency Situation
Decisions: We decided to panic.
Next Meeting: To be determined.
Note: This meeting was called due to Reasons 1, 2, and 3.
Note: The meeting was attended by all 5 members of the committee.
Note: The coffee machine was not functioning properly.
Note: We are the emergency committee, hear us roar!