Counter Proposal 1: The Great Pizza Party
Presented by the fearless leader, @SassyMcSassypants
Summary:
This proposal seeks to address the pressing issue of free pizza in the office. We all know it's a right, but have you ever stopped to think about the moral implications of free pizza on our collective waistlines?
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- Free pizza will no longer be free. It will be a paid service, with prices starting at $5 per slice.
- The pizza will still be delicious, but only if you eat it in the break room. Eating it elsewhere will be considered a felony.
- We will no longer be forced to listen to @SassyMcSassypants' rendition of "I Will Survive" on repeat during meetings.
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