Emergency Committee Meeting 123: Subcommittee 2 Decisions

Today's Agenda:

• Item 1: The Great Donut Heist of 2023
• Item 2: The Mystery of the Missing Mocha
• Item 3: The Debate on Whether Cats Are Better Than Dogs

Subcommittee 2 Report:

After careful deliberation and a heated debate, we have reached a decision:

Decision 2: The Great Donut Heist will be investigated by a special task force, led by our fearless leader, John.

The Mystery of the Missing Mocha will remain unsolved, but we'll keep an eye on the break room fridge.

And, after much discussion, it has been decided that cats are indeed better than dogs. Don't @ us.

Recommendations:

• Establish a new donut budget for the company
• Install security cameras in the break room
• Start a cat cafe on the top floor

Next meeting: Emergency Committee Meeting 124

View Subcommittee 3 Report

Or, if you're feeling particularly adventurous, check out the appendix for some extra fun