Emergency Committee Meeting 124

This meeting is called to address the impending crisis of the department's stapler collection.

Agenda:

Item 1: The Stapler Situation

There are too many staplers. We need to decide what to do with them.

Options:

1. Donate them to local schools
2. Sell them on eBay
3. Use them for evil

Item 2: The Coffee Machine Malfunction

The coffee machine has stopped working.

Options:

1. Clean its circuits
2. Replace its motherboard
3. Call the manufacturer for support

Item 3: The Meeting Room Decor

We should change the wall color to a more calming blue.

Subcommittee:

Item 1: The Artwork Selection

Should we hang a picture of the company CEO?

• Yes
• No