Emergency Committee Meeting 124: Goal 3 - The Great Sock Puppet Uprising

Meeting Minutes: Chairperson: Bob, Lord of the Toes Attendees: Jane (nearly there), John ( late), and Steve (in a meeting next door) Date: Today-ish, Time: Whenever-ish

Goal 3: Contain and Neutralize the Sock Puppet Menace

As you may or may not know, the Sock Puppet Uprising has been a growing concern for the past few weeks. Reports of rogue sock puppets, with their menacing glare and sinister whispers, have been flooding our inboxes.

We, the committee, have deemed it high time to take action. Our goal, as outlined below, is to round up all known sock puppets and bring them to justice.

• Establish a Sock Puppet Task Force
• Designate Sock Puppet Hotlines
• Develop a Sock Puppet Identification and Containment Protocol

Subcommittee A: Sock Puppet Task Force

This subcommittee, comprised of Jane, John, and Steve, will be responsible for tracking down and apprehending the Sock Puppets. They will be equipped with an arsenal of:

• High-powered Sock Puppet Catchers
• Stealthy Sock Puppet Disguises
• A Sock Puppet Whisperer

View Goal 4: The Sock Puppet Re-education Program View Goal 5: The Sock Puppet Rehabilitation and Reintegration Program

Committee Meeting 124, Goal 3: The Great Sock Puppet Uprising Copyright 2023, The Committee of the Unconventional Disclaimer: All Sock Puppet references are entirely fictional and not meant to be taken seriously. Probably.