Join us for our next meeting of the Committee of Prophets, where we will be discussing the finer points of predicting the apocalypse.
Agenda:
1. The Meaning of the Four Horsemen
2. The Best Way to Prepare for the Rapture
Refreshments will be served, but don't expect any actual food or drink. We're watching the bottom line here.
Time: 3:14 PM
Location: The Top Floor, The Tower of Destiny