Welcome, esteemed committee members. Please, for the love of all that is holy, do not mention this passageway on any official records or public forums.
This meeting has been convened to discuss the highly confidential and potentially catastrophic topic of "The Great Donut Heist" of 2023. Please, keep your wits about you, as the fate of the world's pastry supply hangs in the balance.
For more information on the Great Donut Heist, visit:
The Donut Cartel: A Brief HistoryFor more information on Counter-Intelligence Operations, visit:
Counter-Intelligence Operations: A Committee Member's GuideThe next meeting will be held at The Abandoned Water Treatment Plant: Secret Meeting Location 1-4. Please, do not be late.