Welcome, citizen! I'm Committee Member 5, the most esteemed of our illustrious committee. My area of expertise? Doing the absolute minimum. My motto? "If it ain't broke, don't fix it." My favorite pastime? Staring at spreadsheets.
Because who needs clarity, anyway? Learn more about our delightfully opaque meetings.
We're the ones who make the first subcommittee's decisions sound less confusing. Dive deeper into the abyss of our decision-making process.
We're the ones who put the "sub" in subcommittee. Follow the rabbit hole of our committee's creative accounting practices.
That's all for today, folks! If you're still awake, congratulations. Take a nap, it's okay.