TO: All Committee Members
FROM: The Committee Chair (AKA The Most Important Person In The Room)
SUBJECT: Your Lack of Participation is Noticably Noticing Us
As you are well aware, your lack of attendance and input has been chronicled and documented in our committee reports.
It has come to our attention that your lack of participation in meetings and discussions has been noted by our committee social media team.
We are requesting your presence, input, and participation in all future meetings and discussions. Failure to comply will result in punishments.
Sincerely,
The Committee Chair (The Most Important Person In The Room)