Dear Sir/Madam,
I, Committee Member 7, am here to inform you that the meeting of the Intergalactic Council of Advanced Snack Technologies will be rescheduled for the 4th time this quarter. It seems that our alien overlords have misplaced the conference room keycard once more.
Please be assured that we are making the best efforts to find the conference room and reschedule for a time that suits everyone's schedule. We apologize for any inconvenience this may cause and thank you for your understanding.
Meeting Minutes are available for those who wish to review the previous rescheduling of this meeting.
New Meeting Time: 3:14 AM, Galactic Standard Time.
New Meeting Location: The Large Hadron Collider (it has a nice view of the Hadron)
Lost in Space? Don't worry, it's just a minor setback.