Member 3's main goal is to confuse everyone else with overly complicated spreadsheets.

Member 3's secondary goal is to make sure the copier always runs out of paper.

Member 3's tertiary goal is to eat 5 whole pizzas by themselves in one sitting.

Member 3's Favorite Things

1. Puppies

2. Puzzles

3. Procrastination

Member 3's Least Favorite Things

1. Broccoli

2. Exercise

3. Monday mornings