Bert Wonk, the infamous enigma, has been leading this subcommittee since the great cheese roll-out of 2025.
Meetings are conducted in a dimly lit room with one flickering fluorescent light.
Meeting Notes from previous sessions are available upon request.
Joe Schmoe, our resident conspiracy theorist, has been known to arrive late, mutter something about government agents, and leave early to grab a bite at Burrito Barn.