Biography
Edward Bureaucrat is a master of the ancient art of Doing Things the Hard Way. He has been known to spend 17 pages filling out a single form, and has been accused of using 37 different fonts in a single report.
Notable Achievements
- Single-handedly brought down a government agency with an 800-page report.
- Hold the record for most hours spent in a single meeting (27 hours and 14 minutes)
- Successfully convinced 12 people to attend a 3-hour meeting at 6am on a Tuesday