Committee Members: John Bureaucrat Jr.

Deputy Director of Redundancy and Excessive Paperwork

As a member of this illustrious committee, John Bureaucrat Jr. is renowned for his ability to create 47 different ways to say "no". He has a proven track record of producing 300-page reports on topics that could be summed up in a single sentence.

John's accomplishments include:

• Creating a 12-step process for filling out a simple form
• Developing a 10-page policy on the proper use of the stapler
• Conducting an in-depth study on the optimal number of meetings required to achieve a 2-hour discussion

When not busy being a master of the bureaucratic arts, John enjoys:

• Reading the phonebook
• Attending meetings
• Creating new ways to say "no" in 17 different languages

For more on John's impressive career, see:

• Bureaucracy for Dummies
• John's Committee Commemorative Calendar