Bureaucratic FAQ

Q: How do I fill out the forms in triplicate, with a carbon copy, and a certified letter?

A: First, make sure your printer is set to Ergo-Mono. Then, staple your documents in a clockwise direction.

Q: Can I have a meeting with the Committee Chair, the Vice- Chair, and the Chairperson?

A: Ha! Good luck with that.

Q: How do I get a coffee machine that doesn't dispense only lukewarm water?

A: Try bribing the facilities manager with a gift basket. If that fails, try asking nicely, but only after you've read the Committee Handbook.

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