Committee Members

Meet the team of experts who will decide the fate of the world!

Decision Making Process

We use a rigorous, 37-step process involving copious amounts of espresso and stale air to reach our decisions.

Step 1: Chairman Bob makes a decision.

Step 2: Vice-Chairwoman Sarah vetoes it, if she can.

Step 3: Tech Specialist Dr. Who writes a 10,000-word report explaining why Bob and Sarah are wrong.

Step 4: We take a 3-hour break to eat free donuts.

Step 5 prophets and sibyls are consulted, if they are available.

Step 6: We all agree on something.

Step 7: The world trembles at our feet.