Deputy Secretary of Irrelevance

A Position So Unremarkable, It's a Stretch to Even Remember It Exists

The Deputy Secretary of Irrelevance is a role that's been quietly collecting dust in the back of the government's bureaucracy for decades. Our department is a mystery to even the most seasoned civil servants, and our meetings are always filled with awkward silences.

Our main responsibilities include:

• Sitting in meetings that could've been emails
• Attending pointless conferences on "The Future of Pointless Policy"
• Creating reports that will never be read

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