Deputy Secretary of Pointlessness

The Deputy Secretary of Pointlessness is a highly esteemed position, responsible for finding the most underwhelming and pointless tasks to assign to the junior staff.

Current Deputy Secretary of Pointlessness: Meet the Hero of the Office

Subcommittees:

• Committee for the Utterly Benevolent
• Committee for the Pointless Pursuit of Happiness

Recent Achievements:

• Successfully assigned 100 hours of busywork to 10 new interns.
• Discovered the perfect ratio of pointless meetings to actual work.

Our office supplies are stocked with the finest brand of pointless office supplies: "I'm-Not-Actually-Doing-Any-Work-But-I'm-Here-Anyway" brand pens, "Pointless-Pointing-Device" brand stapler, and "Bureaucratic-Bliss" brand coffee.

Our Hero

Meet the Deputy Secretary of Pointlessness, the hero of the office. A master of the art of finding the most underwhelming and pointless tasks to assign to the junior staff.