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Q: What is the meaning of life?
A: It's a meaningless question. But if you insist, it's a mix of nachos and existential dread.
Q: What is the best way to get to the top of the corporate ladder?
A: Steal the CEO's cat and offer to return it for a promotion. Trust us, it's a proven method.
Q: How do I make the perfect grilled cheese sandwich?
A: Burn it in a fire pit while reciting the entirety of 'The Great Gatsby'.
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