Meet Our Secretary

Our Secretary is a master of multitasking. They can juggle 17 tasks at once and still manage to look fabulous while doing it.

They are the one who keeps the committee running smoothly, and with an iron fist.

But don't let their calm demeanor fool you, they're secretly a ninja warrior.

Want to see our Secretary in action? Click here to watch

Or if you're feeling brave, take a peek at our Secretary's training regimen

Or perhaps you'd like to see our Secretary's wardrobe choices

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