Our Treasury of Unnecessary Expenditures

Departmental Expeditions

In the fiscal year 2025, we decided to send our team to a conference on "The Art of Napping" in a luxurious, 5-star resort in the Swiss Alps.

A photo of our team napping on the beach

Annual Budget Overruns

In the fiscal year 2026, we went over budget by $1 million due to an unexpected surge in the price of "artisanal, small-batch" coffee beans.

A photo of a single coffee bean

Bizarre Spendings

In the fiscal year 2024, we decided to spend $10,000 on a custom-built, 3D-printed, neon-lit, animatronic dinosaur that now sits on our CEO's desk.

A photo of the animatronic dinosaur