Meet the esteemed Vice Chair of our esteemed committee, known only as "Vice Chair McSquishface" for their impressive ability to show up to every meeting and look confused.
Vice Chair McSquishface is a renowned expert in the field of "Not Doing Much of Anything," with a Ph.D. in "Extreme Procrastination" from a prestigious online university.
When not busy attending meetings, Vice Chair McSquishface can be found playing video games, browsing memes, or attempting to cook ramen noodles in a microwave.
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