STEVE JOBS NOMINATED FOR UNION PRESIDENT!

It's official! The tech industry's greatest mind is throwing his hat into the ring for union president. Steve Jobs, the co-founder of Apple, has decided to trade in his minimalist aesthetic for a more... colorful one.

As a visionary leader, Steve is promising to bring his signature focus on innovation and design to the union, making sure every member has the best experience possible. But can he really make the union's meetings and paperwork as sleek and sexy as the iMac?

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