Sr. Member 1: Supreme Sock Overlord

By decree of the Supreme Sock Council, I, the Senior Member 1, hold the power of all footwear in the land.

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My trusty Sock Puppet Army at your service: See Sock Puppet Rosters

  1. The Supreme Sock Council meets bi-weekly to discuss the intricacies of toe jam.
  2. It is a crime to wear mismatched socks within council meetings.
  3. Do not, I repeat, DO NOT, try to negotiate with the Sock Puppet Army. They will drive you mad with their relentless questioning of your sock choices.