Responsible for maintaining the sock drawer's delicate ecosystem, Binky McSockface is a force to be reckoned with.
His mastery of sock pairing is unmatched, and his ability to prevent the dreaded Sock-astrophe is legendary.
Sock Wardrobe Council Minutes reveal a man of discerning taste.
When not busy ruling over the realm of socks, Binky enjoys playing the spoons and eating Cheetos.
Meet Binky McSockface, the hero you never knew you needed.