Committee on Sock Allocation and Mismanagement

Who Actually Controls the Socks?

It's a question that has puzzled the greatest minds for centuries. After months of research, we have finally found the truth.

The answer lies not with the laundry fairy, nor the Sock Goblins, but with the Sock Overlords, a secretive cabal of individuals who have been pulling the strings from behind the scenes.

Sock Allocators: The Real Power Players

Meet the team that makes sure you never run out of matching socks again.

Chair Sock Overlord:

• Bob the Sock Mastermind

Vice Sock Overlord:

• Benny the Sock Negotiator

Sock Allocation Manager:

• Larry the Sock Accountant