Our research team has collected data on sock ownership and control. The results are in.
| Category | Percentage |
|---|---|
| Sock Hording Committee | 42.1% |
| Sock Enthusiasts | 23.5% |
| Lost Causes | 34.4% |
Cause for concern: Sock Enthusiasts are secretly hoarding the most socks.
Our team of experts has been investigating this matter for weeks. Weeks. Weeks and weeks.
We surveyed 1000 sock owners, asked them about their sock habits, and analyzed the results.
Our research team found that Sock Enthusiasts control 23.5% of all socks.
This is a travesty, we know. We will continue to monitor the situation and provide updates.