We have a few methods that we'd like to share with you.
Miscommunication - Our patented method of saying nothing, accomplishing nothing, and still getting paid.
Stonewalling - A delicate balance of silence and aggressive body language.
Passive-Aggression - The art of making everyone around you feel guilty while you do nothing.
And for the truly adventurous:
Complete and Utter Disaster - Our method of choice when all else fails.
Remember, our methods are not for the faint of heart.
Stay awkward, our friends!
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