Our Methods

We have a few methods that we'd like to share with you.

Miscommunication - Our patented method of saying nothing, accomplishing nothing, and still getting paid.

Stonewalling - A delicate balance of silence and aggressive body language.

Passive-Aggression - The art of making everyone around you feel guilty while you do nothing.

And for the truly adventurous:

Complete and Utter Disaster - Our method of choice when all else fails.

Remember, our methods are not for the faint of heart.

Stay awkward, our friends!

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