Members of the Committee of Contradictions

Chairperson: Baron Von Flipflop

The esteemed Baron Von Flipflop, known for his ability to simultaneously hold two opposing views, has been at the helm of this committee since its inception.

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Member: Betty Beige

Betty Beige, expert in the field of being neither here nor there, brings a unique perspective to the committee.

• Discover the fascinating world of being ambivalent

Member: Dr. Emily Evasive

Dr. Emily Evasive, renowned for her ability to dodge direct questions, ensures the committee's discussions remain delightfully inconclusive.

• Read about the art of deflection