We're a group of highly skilled engineers, tasked with creating the most convoluted contraptions to solve the world's most straightforward issues.
Our flagship product: the Auto-Tap 5000. A toaster that also makes you breakfast.
Other notable products include:
Learn more about the Auto-Tap 5000's checkered past Consult the official troubleshooting guide for the Auto-Tap 5000
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