Chairman Crazy Pants
Chief Architect of the Committee of Contraptions
As Chairman, I have decreed that all meetings shall take place on Tuesdays at precisely 3:47 PM. All members are expected to arrive with an adequate supply of snacks and a willingness to compromise.
Our committee is dedicated to solving the world's most pressing problems, one contraption at a time.
See minutes from past meetings (not that we really keep those)