Contraption of Utter Utter Uselessness | Committee of Contraptions

Subcommittee of Pointless Inventions

A contraption so useless, it's not even worth describing.

It's like a toaster, but not for toasting. It's like a chair, but not for sitting.

A subcommittee of the Committee of Contraptions was tasked with developing this contraption, but they failed miserably.

They spent 10 years and $100,000,000 on it, and the result is this:

Acknowledgments:

Special thanks to:

• Dr. Emmet P. Fuddlesworth, lead engineer and principal inventor of this abomination.
• Dr. Emily P. Bottomsworth, who provided the "science" behind the project.

Also, to the taxpayers of the land, who funded this travesty.

And, of course, to the Committee of Contraptions, who thought this was a good idea.

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