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It's a well-known fact that socks are plotting against us. They're secretly running our lives from the dryer.
Read on to discover the shocking truth!
The donuts are disappearing, and we need your help to solve the mystery!
It turns out, they're not just paperwork-pushers. They have feelings too...
It's a battle for the ages! Whose side will you take?
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