Rule 1: All meetings shall start with a 30-minute break for coffee.
Subrule 1a: This break shall be spent discussing the intricacies of the company's coffee machine.
Rule 2: Fridays are for napping.
Subrule 2a: All naps shall be taken on the couch in the corner, under the watchful eye of the security camera.
Rule 3: The phrase "synergy" is to be used exactly once per meeting, and only by the Vice-Chair of Conundra.
Subrule 3a: Any use of the word "synergy" outside of meetings shall result in a penalty of 10 demerits.
Subrule 3b: The Vice-Chair of Conundra is not responsible for the consequences of their own actions.
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