Article 1 of 7: The Unapologetic Declaration of Linguistic Anarchy
By the Great Conundra, Patron of the Unconventional
We, the undersigned, hereby declare that the rules of grammar and syntax are but a mere mortal constraint, a prison we shall not be bound by. We reject the notion that words must be strung together in a logical and cohesive manner, and instead, we shall revel in the chaos of our own creation.