Committee of Conundrums

Welcome to the Committee of Conundrums, a panel of experts in the field of making things worse.

Our members include:

• Our President: Mr. B. P. Blunder
• Our Vice-President: Mrs. A. G. Confusion
• Our Vice-Vice-President: Mr. C. R. D. Bumble
• Our Secretary: Mrs. P. F. Mess
• Our Treasurer: Mr. S. L. I. P. L. E." style="color: #f2a3a3; background-color: #f7d2a7; border: 4px solid black;">(also known as the Slushy Lizard of Finance)

Our motto: "We're not sure what we're doing, but we're doing it anyway."

Meet the Committee Members

• Mr. B. P. Blunder, Our President
• Mrs. A. G. Confusion, Our Vice-President
• Mr. C. R. D. Bumble, Our Vice-Vice-President
• Mrs. P. F. Mess, Our Secretary
• Mr. S. L. I. P. L. E., Our Treasurer (also known as the Slushy Lizard of Finance)

Our meetings are held in a secret underground bunker beneath a dumpster in the city's east end. Don't try to find us.

Frequently Asked Questions

Q: What is the Committee of Conundrums?

A: We're not really sure. We're still trying to figure that out.

Q: What do you guys do all day?

A: We stare at each other in silence for hours, trying to come up with something to do.

Q: Can I join the Committee?

A: Ha! Good luck with that. We're full.