Our Mission Statement

Our mission is to confuse, confound, and bewilder the public with an endless array of conundrums.

By embracing the art of unnecessary complexity, we strive to make the simple seem simple, the mundane seem mind-boggling, and the obvious, obscure.

We aim to be the bane of bureaucrats, the nemesis of nitpickers, and the arch-nemesis of anyone who thinks they're too clever for their own good.

Join us, and together, let's concur in the face of utter bewilderment.

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