Advanced Snacking

A Committee for the Perplexed Gourmet

We are an esteemed group of experts in the art of consuming copious amounts of snacks. Our members are a diverse group of prophets, scholars, and snack connoisseurs.

We have been convened to tackle the toughest snack-related problems in the land. From the optimal pairing of peanut butter and jelly to the most efficient method for consuming an entire box of donuts in one sitting.