**AGENDA FOR THE FUTILE**
**Tentative Schedule for the Committee of Conundrums**
09:00 AM - 09:30 AM: Arrival of the Uninspired
09:30 AM - 10:30 AM: Bureaucratic Red Tape Cutting Ceremony
10:30 AM - 12:00 PM: Inane Discussions about Nothing in Particular
12:00 PM - 01:00 PM: Lunch Break (Sponsored by the Unfulfilled Dreams Foundation)
01:00 PM - 03:00 PM: Futile Debates over Non-Essential Topics
**Note:** All events subject to change, cancellation, or spontaneous combustion due to lack of interest.
**Disclaimer:** The Committee of Conundrums is not responsible for the consequences of your actions or lack thereof.