Agenda of Appointment

We are the Committee of Conundrums, and we're here to confuse you.

We're currently discussing the finer points of:

• Item 1: The best way to eat a bowl of spaghetti while riding a unicycle
• Item 2: The meaning of life, and why we're all just a bunch of confused apes
• Item 3: The optimal way to fold a fitted sheet, without losing the plot

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