The esteemed members of the Committee of Conundrums' Subcommittee of Philosophical Pursuits gathered to tackle the age-old question: "What does it mean to exist?"
After much deliberation, they arrived at the conclusion that existence is merely a series of increasingly confusing meetings.
The subcommittee's report was met with a mixture of amusement and bewilderment from the main committee, who promptly scheduled another meeting to discuss the meaninglessness of it all.
Read the minutes of the first meeting
Sub-Subcommittee of Linguistic Quirks - A subgroup tasked with redefining the meaning of words to make them more confusing.