Our esteemed committee has convened to tackle the most pressing conundrums of the season. Agenda 123: "How to properly dispose of a sentient toaster that has developed a taste for existential dread."
Sub-Committee A: Theoretical Toaster Psychology - Chair: Dr. Emily P. Brainstorm
Sub-Committee B: Toaster Disposal Protocols - Chair: Captain James W. Burden
Read more about Sub-Committee A
Read more about Sub-Committee B
Next Meeting: 3rd Tuesday, 14:30, in the conference room. Please bring your own snacks (preferably not sentient toaster-related).