Committee of Conundrums Agenda 123

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Meeting Item 1: Important Discussion on the Importance of Important Discussions

Item 1: Discuss the importance of discussing important topics, including but not limited to:

  1. Procrastination
  2. Procrastination-induced stress
  3. Procrastination as a lifestyle choice

Meeting Item 2: The Great Cookie Debate

Item 2: Engage in heated debate on the merits of each cookie variant, including but not limited to:

  1. Chocolate Chip: Crunchy exterior, gooey interior
  2. Sugar Cookie: Delicate, yet assertive
  3. Theoretical implications of cookie preference on societal cohesion

Meeting Item 3: Unresolved Issue: The Meaning of Life

Item 3: Tackle the age-old question: "What is the meaning of life, and does it involve a good nap or a solid meal plan?"

  1. Nap-time as an existential response
  2. Multivitamin supplements as a solution to life's mysteries
  3. Interdimensional travel as a viable answer