| Meeting Date: 2023-02-15 | Meeting Start Time: 13:00 |
| Meeting Location: The Bottomless Pit | Meeting Purpose: To discuss the finer points of doing nothing |
| Attendees: | Chairman, Vice Chairman, The Guy Who Always Eats The Last Donut |
| Agenda Item 1: The Great Cheese Debate | Discussion: The merits of Cheddar vs. Mozzarella |
| Agenda Item 2: The Mystery of the Missing Stapler | Discussion: The possible explanations and solutions to this egregious crime |
| Next Meeting: 2023-02-22 | Meeting Location: The same place, because why change it up? |
And so it was resolved, that the meeting be adjourned, with the understanding that everyone is still lost and confused.