After careful deliberation, our committee has determined that the root of all problems lies within the coffee machine. Thus, we propose the installation of an AI-powered coffee bean-counting device that also serves as a miniature espresso shot timer. This will not only streamline our meetings but also grant us the power to control the universe.
Bean-Counting Robot - A robot with the capacity to count beans with precision.
Espresso Timer - A device that calculates the perfect shot of coffee for optimal brain function and productivity.