Established in 300 BCE to solve the world's most puzzling problems. Our members have spent years studying the art of knot-tying, crop rotation, and the perfect angle for a well-placed sarcasm.
Our committee members are experts in:
Chairman's Note: Please do not attempt to solve the Eternal Question on your own, it will only lead to madness and despair.
Ancient Snacks - The history of edible things that should have been thrown away.