The Ancient Epiphanies Committee has convened for the 42nd time this century. The meeting is being held in a dimly lit, smoke-filled room, with 17 members seated around a large, circular table.
Item 1: The Meaning of Life
Discuss the futility of human existence.Item 2: The Secret to Happiness
Explore the paradox of finding joy in a meaningless world.Item 3: The Purpose of Pizza
Deliberate the importance of cheese and sauce in the grand scheme.